Design Dragon

Design Dragon

live, love, laugh and always know where your towel is.

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The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Pimms, orange juice, fruit and lemonade

Pimms, orange juice, fruit and lemonade

Hah, at least I taught my son manners.

Hah, at least I taught my son manners.

Misread -

I will be on @BBCLancashire tomorrow at 8am to discuss fracking. — David Morris MP (@MPDavidMorris)

Great way to start the day. Coffee, toast & Sandman

Great way to start the day. Coffee, toast & Sandman

Oh @KerrangMagazine - “Makes My Chemical Romance look like a My Little Pony band” - lolololol

Oh @KerrangMagazine - “Makes My Chemical Romance look like a My Little Pony band” - lolololol